Hi Dad,
Ying, Ethan, Justin and I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas. Actually, we all visited your place on 24th Dec after Mass at St. Matthew. Mary was nice to bring the shong, you know the smelly stuff that you used to try to avoid in church. Anyway, hope you saw us, maybe even felt our love and hole in our hearts created by your absence of company.
Oh, and Ying asked that you say 'hello' to her father when you see him.
We love you.
John, Dec 28, 2016